Well, I came in about a quarter to four They took the hinges off of both truck doors They stole my Tele and my Guy & Townes compilation Well, the neighbors said to call the law But there ain't nobody that's taking the fall Cause Mexico's a little outta their jurisdiction
Harris County Blues, I'm so fed up with you My 12-gauge pumped and my rack are all but through Harris County Blues, I can't win and I can't lose I'm tired of living with the Harris County Blues
Well, I was blue so I tied one on In a honky tonk getting stoned Explaining to the cops why my truck didn't have any doors They put the cuffs on and drove me downtown Well, The p. i. tank was cold and round I hope my buddies check their machines when they get home